Table of Contents Preface Chapter I Airport Adventures Chapter II More Airport Adventures or Everyting Negotiable Chapter III We Arrive At Our Destination - Finally! Chapter IV HEDO at last! or HOLY SMOKES!! Those People Are-!?! Chapter V TexasT’s and The Queen Take the Plunge or Oh My Gawd! What have We Gotten Into Chapter VI The LAY of the Land Chapter VII A HARD Rain Gonna Fall! Chapter VIII Texas T’s and The Queen go Hedonistic Chapter IX Drop ‘Em Cowboy! Chapter X Doin’ the Tourist Thang! Chapter XI Gettin’ Rubbed the RIGHT Way! Chapter XII The Queen and TexasT’s Are Settled In...or Am I Getting Too Old To Party All Night Chapter XIII No Sheet, No Eat. That’s no Bullsheet! Chapter XIV TexasT’s and the Queen Get Evicted or Whattayamean I Gotta Go Back An After Word or Two